Also, when I say I don't drink coffee that doesn't mean we can't, like, play Pathfinder or write a comic book. You can come on a cross country road trip to Burning Man. Drink from the fountain of ancestral knowledge and be free of the ties that bind your destiny! Or whatever. Feel free to insert the chemistry set into my life at will. Tell me all your hopes and fears and let me make light and/or fun of them. Example: You like cats too much. There's a joke to be made somewhere in there.
Burning Man sounds like my nightmare and someone is going to trick you into getting into a windowless white van by waving a 90s WWE trapperkeeper in front of you. Im worried.